That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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