I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
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