what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Two words: blizzard sex
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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