Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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