I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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