It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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