I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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