When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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