WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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