The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Randomize
