I love black thongs
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
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