I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Your penis caused this!
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