Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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