The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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