are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Go christen that room with your naked body.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Randomize
