He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I enjoy the company of your penis
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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