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(937): View more from Ohio

i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus

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(616): View more from Michigan

On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.

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(708): View more from Illinois

This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.

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(513): View more from Ohio

I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car

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(519): View more from Ontario

It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...

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(315): View more from New York

Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.

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