She's JV to your varsity
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
