You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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