On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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