hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
It's Friday. Sex?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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