i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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