where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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