school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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