I heard we made out
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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