On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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