haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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