have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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