Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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