This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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