Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Randomize