My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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