im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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