Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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