Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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