There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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