i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Randomize
