their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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