He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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