exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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