i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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