one might say we're banned from that church
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Thank you for not boning my boss.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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