Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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