dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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