Midget sex pt 2 tonight
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
this just has baby written all over it
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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