Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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