belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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