Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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