I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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