i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I intend to get homeless drunk
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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