I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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