so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
My vagina is officially offended.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Randomize
