she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
he wants to bone in the snuggie
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
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