i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
my vag is so smooth its legendary
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Oh god it's open bar.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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